Elizabeth
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I love Murtagh very much but he should die in the third book for his own good. But I'll cry.
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Post by Elizabeth on Jun 26, 2007 18:21:09 GMT -5
WARNING!!!:This parody makes a little fun of Murtagh. Don't get me wrong-I love Murtagh! But this is just a fun short parody my brother and I thought up one day.
Eragon's Crossdresser Day.
(Eragon walks out carrying a bow)
Eragon: Halt, though foul beast!
(Eragon points at a deer)
Deer: Uh, eek?
Eragon:Be afraid! I kill you!
(Eragon shoots arrow and is shocked as a human gets out of the deer costumeand catches the arrow.)
Eragon:Waah!
(Eragon continues to cry like a baby until Saphira lands on the ground.)
Saphira: Like, roar. Whatcha doin'?
Eragon: Crying, okay?
Saphira: Look,it's Murtagh.
(Murtagh skips into view.)
Murtagh:Hey, Eragon. I got a job at Hot Topic since I'm so totally emo! Wanna go shopping?
Eragon: Sure!
(suddenly , Galbatorix skips into view.)
Galbatorix:Can I go shopping, too?
Murtagh:Sure!
(They arrive at Dots.)
Galbatorix: Murtagh, this dress would look so chic on you!
(Galbatorix holds up a hot pink mini dress)
Murtagh:I don't know. I like black better. Do you think they have a long black dress, like with a slit fot my leg?
Cashier: I've got just the thing!
(Cashier holds up Murtagh's dream dress.)
Murtagh: Yay!! How much is it?
Cashier:$50.00
(Murtagh starts crying because he only has $49.00)
Eragon: I have an extra dollar!
(Murtagh stops crying.)
Murtagh: You rock!
(Murtagh purchases his dream dress)
Galbatorix:What do you think of this red one?
(Galbatorix holds up a red mini mini skirt and a matching top.)
Murtagh: Red is SO your color!
Eragon: Ooh! Look at this pink one!
(Eragon holds up a pink off the shoulders dress)
Galbatorix: That SO matches your hair!
(They all purchase their dresses and change into them to go show them off at the mall. Murtagh puts on red fishnet tights , black high heels and evening gloves to go with his dress)
Murtagh:I even shaved my legs to wear this!
Galbatorix:Me, too.Leg hair is like, SO gross!
(They go to Claires and buy earrings. Murtagh decides they should go to Hot Topic so he could show off his earrings to people he works with. Eragon sees a shirt with himself on it.)
Eragon: Hey, we have fans. We're not crossdressers! I remember now! This is ruining our image!
(Eragon tells Galbatorix and Murtagh what he discovered and Murtagh quickly handed out guy clothes from Hot Topic, which he got free since he was working there. They change into them and throw away the dresses.)
Murtagh:Look, Eragon! Arya!
Eragon: Where?!
Murtagh: Behind you!
(Eragon turns around to see Arya and runs face first into a glass wall because it was a manaquin in a glass case)
Murtagh(laughing):Whoops!
So, Galbatorix went back to his plot to destroy the world and Eragon and Murtagh were fine-until they found out that somehow Brom cameback from the dead and took pictures of Eragon and Murtagh crossdressing for blackmail.
THE END
P.S.Don't hurt me! Lol!
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Elizabeth
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I love Murtagh very much but he should die in the third book for his own good. But I'll cry.
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Post by Elizabeth on Jun 26, 2007 19:04:27 GMT -5
This is a VERY small parody I created myself once. This as well pokes fun at Murtagh. But again, I love Murtagh, so don't get me wrong.
(Eragon is visiting Murtagh in his jail cell)
Eragon:Wow, this place is the cat's meow, dude.
Murtagh:Yeah, I get to pig out all the time, sleep till noon and read whatever I want! They even have the first Superman comics! It's totally rad, dude.
Eragon:Oh, Nasuada said she came here to see you... Did she say anything....juicy? Any new gossip?
Murtagh: No, but she was FREAKIN' HOT! Um.... I mean... No, she just wanted to meet me......
Eragon:Oooh! Murtagh and Nasuada, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Murtagh:Get lost or eat dragon crap.
Eragon:Oh, very well. *Leaves, still giggling*
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aiedail7
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Murtagh wears leather pants! <3
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Post by aiedail7 on Jul 3, 2007 17:07:55 GMT -5
Okay, WTF?! That is just AWESOME! I couldn't stop laughing!
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Post by adri on Jul 3, 2007 22:10:14 GMT -5
lmao, I like it!
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Post by Elenir on Jul 8, 2007 7:40:14 GMT -5
LOL Good ones!
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Elizabeth
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Post by Elizabeth on Jul 17, 2007 23:24:51 GMT -5
lmao, I like it! ?What's imao mean? Nevermind... Murtagh:Nasuada'll SO go out with me when she hears this... *knocks on Nasuada's door* Nasuada:Yyyeeesss? Murtagh: Um...It's me, Murtagh. Nasuada:Come in! Murtagh: Uh... I wrote somethin.... Nasuada: Uh, okay. Murtagh: Wanna hear it? Nasuada: (thinking) This'll be just great.... (Speaking) Sure. Murtagh: (offkey and loud) OoooH, Nasuadaaaaa, your dad gave me lots of FOOoooddaaaa in the prisonnn.....OOooOOoHHh Nasuada, I love yooouuuuaaaa more than FOoooooooOOODDD!!! You're As BEaUtiful as rooaassttt beeeeefff!!!! NASuuuaaDAAAA!!!! BEEEE Miiinnnneeeee VAlentiiiiinNNNNEEE!!! I- Nasuada: STOP IT, STOP IT! Murtagh: Okay.... Nasuada: No, I will NOT be your valentine! Murtagh: *cries* Nasuada: Get out! *Suddenly I pop up* Elizabeth(Me): Aww, poor Murty! Come on, I'll take you to the Murtagh Fanclub secret headcourters(that's you guys!) which is hidden here in Alagaesia! Murtagh:Yay! *hugs* Elizabeth: Now to *suddenly in deep evil voice* KILL NASUADA!!! *smeagol voice* meeeheehhehee Kill Nasuada, meeheeeheehee! GOllUm...GOllum... Murtagh: *cough*CRAZY*cough* Elizabeth: *drops rat poison in Nasuada's wine* L:et's go, Murtagh! Murtagh:YAY! *They suddenly appear on a black brick road instead of Yellow Brick road doing the "Wizard of Oz" linked arms skip/walk* Elizabeth: Here we are! Murtagh: *tosses himself at all the Murtagh fangirls* You like me! You REALLY LIKE ME!!! Murtaghfans: WE LOVE YOU!!! Murtagh: You LOVE me! You really LOVE me! *Hugs all* Elizabeth: Ahem.. Murtagh: *walks over and hugs me, too* Elizabeth: *Hugs back* Murtagh: I'M LOVED!!! YAAYY!!!! Elizabeth: Get him while you have the chance, girls! Murtaghfans: YAAYY!! *All the Murtaghfans suffocate Murtagh with cuddles and smooches* Murtagh: Laaddiiiieeess......
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Elizabeth
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Post by Elizabeth on Jul 20, 2007 20:49:49 GMT -5
Setting: Murtagh has been captured by me and taken to the Murtagh Fan Club headcourters which are hidden in Alagaesia. He finds that he likes it there and decides to stay. And if any of you like you can add your own chapter of Murtagh in our headcourters with us, you may. Just post it here. If you want to be in the parody, please PM me and I'll add you.If you are in here and DON'T want to be in here, pm me and I'll fix it.
Murtagh: So, like, why do you lovely ladies like me so much?
Elizabeth(Me): *giggles*
Club member #1: You're...you're..
Elizabeth: HOT!
Club member#2:And ...and...
Club member#3: PERFECT!
Murtagh: Gee, I'm sure i'm not THAt great.. I'm flattered, though.
Elizabeth: You're staying, right?
Murtagh: OF COURSE I AM! DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? OF COURSE I'M STAYING!!! You guys LOVE me, don't you?
Elizabeth: Of course we love you.
Harlequin(tell me if you don't wanna be in this and correct me if you're not a Murtagh/Nasuada shipper): Hey, Elizabeth, what'd you do to Nasuada?
Elizabeth: *evil voice* Why, I killed her, of course!
Harlequin: WHAT? YOU KILLED NASUADA?!
Elizabeth: YUP! *golem voice* Meeheeheehhee!!!!! Kill the hobbits, mmeeeehheheheheeee!!!!
Some person: WRONG BOOK!
Murtagh(whispering to Harlequin): She did this when she got me, too.
Harlequin: I see.
Club member#1: Can I touch you?
Murtagh: Well, you all already did, so, yeah.
Club member #1: *touches Murtagh's arm* *giggles*
Murtagh: Okaaay.....
Elizabeth; Can I?
Murtagh: Umm... Yeah.
Elizabeth: *pets Murtagh's hair* Eeew. It's all tangly! Want a comb?
Murtagh: What's a comb?
Elizabeth: Nevermind. I'll just comb your hair FOR you. *grabs comb*
Murtagh: OW!
Elizabeth: Hold still...*combs hair*
Murtagh: Hey,I can run my fingers through my hair like eragon does now!
All club members: DUH!
Murtagh: I'm tired..
Elizabeth: Our butler will show you to your room.
Butler: Come, sir.
Murtagh: Even the BUTLER is female?
Elizabeth: Yes. You're the only male here, silly!
Murtagh: I'm in danger, aren't I?
Elizabeth: Only around that certain time of month for us and we all have it at different times, so you're safe.
Murtagh: What?
Elizabeth: Nevermind. You're a guy, you wouldn't understand.
Murtagh: Whatever. Goodnight kisses?
All club members: *giggles* Of course! *Gives Murtagh goodnight kisses*
Murtagh: This is the life.
(Eragon somehow got ahold of the address and walks in)
Eragon: Murtagh!I never knew you were a pimp!
Murtagh:I'm not, but these ladies brought me here.
Eragon:(To club) Can I join?
All club members: .......
Murtagh: EEWWW!!! I always KNEW you were GAY! You never liked Arya! Get away from me,you fop!
Club member#4: I'll save you, Murtagh! *uses spell on Eragon that makes him forget everything that just happened and how to get there and pushes Eragon out the door*
Murtagh: Thanks. How can I ever repay you?
Club member#4: Huggles!
Murtagh:*hugs*
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Post by harlequinn on Jul 23, 2007 13:36:24 GMT -5
LOL... I've never been in a fanfic before... weird... and Murtagh was whispering to me... *thud!* lol... nah, I don't mind. And, yes, I'm a M/N shipper.
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Elizabeth
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Post by Elizabeth on Jul 29, 2007 17:06:51 GMT -5
Before being captured by the fangirls..... (BCF)
Murtagh:I dress in rags, smell alot and have a real good time. I'm a genuine example of a social disease....
Elton John fan: HEYA! YE AIN'T ELTON! Stop singing his songs!
Murtagh: What if I feel like it? Raised to be a lady by the golden rule, Alice was the spawn of a public school..
EJF:Nooo! Stopit!
Murtagh: Fine! I walk a lonely road, the only road I've ever known,
EJF: Okay, don't even sing Green Day. Don't sing at all.
Murtagh: Why?
EJF: Cause you suck at it.
Murtagh: Boohooo!!! Waaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! Elizabeth, I don't like this! You're the author! Save me!
Elizabeth-author version: Fine....*scribble scribble*
Back at headcourters of the Fan Club.....
Murtagh: WOOHOOO!!!!!
Elizabeth: So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my ploughBack to the howling old owl in the woodsHunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road!!!!!
Murtagh:Wtf is up with ELBE?
Club member #5: She's an Elton John fan. Don't mind her.
Murtagh: Oh, okay.
Elizabeth:And it seems to me you lived your life Like a candle in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your legend ever did
Murtagh:Whateva...
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Phantom-Elf
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...Is wondering how on earth she got here. Maybe the map is upside-down...
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Post by Phantom-Elf on Mar 9, 2008 17:37:36 GMT -5
Lol, that is hilarious!!!! Keep up the good work!
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Post by tornac on Mar 10, 2008 1:19:11 GMT -5
lmao
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Elizabeth
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I love Murtagh very much but he should die in the third book for his own good. But I'll cry.
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Post by Elizabeth on Apr 7, 2008 19:46:23 GMT -5
Thanks guys!!! I'll try to get more up but its like I already used up all of the Murtagh love stored inside....All Gerard Way's fault. But I luvs Gerard anywy. ^_^
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Post by CrackerJack on Apr 9, 2008 10:08:28 GMT -5
lol i was laughing my ass off XD This is really great... *looool*
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Elizabeth
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I love Murtagh very much but he should die in the third book for his own good. But I'll cry.
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Post by Elizabeth on Jun 5, 2008 16:47:09 GMT -5
Elizabeth(me): Hiiiiiii!!!! Murtagh: Hey I was wondering where you were. Me: I was on vacation. Murtagh: Vacation? where? Me: Gerardland. And MCRland. Fun places, fun places. At least Murtaghsgirlfriend/Samantha here still worships the ground you walk on. Murtagh: W-Worships? Samantha/Murtaghsgirlfriend: Hey Murty! What's up? Murtagh: Not much. Me: What do you mean NOT MUCH? There's A LOT up! The ceiling, the fan, the lights, the sky the clouds, birds, airplanes, helicopters, space, stars, the moon, planets, astronauts, rockets... MGF: Not quite what I meant by "what's up". Me: Oh. Darn. I'm good at that trivia question.
--Sorry this one was so dry. I'm not in a Murty sort of mood. More later--
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